Tuesday, 13 December 2011
WTH is a White Girl Doing in Punjab?
Any Indian would agree that India is a great place. Many
still would prefer to go abroad and study elsewhere but most come back home to
good old India. At least that’s what they tell me. Of course, they also tell me
that I could never live in India. Their reasoning is that life in the US is too
much different and long. life in India is very difficult. They seriously think
that an American couldn’t or wouldn’t stick around for
Apparently they don’t know how stubborn I can be. Telling me
these things only fuels the fire that makes me find a way to work through the
challenges of living here. Yep. That’s right. After being warned I couldn’t
live here I packed up my life and moved to Punjab. Am I crazy? Am I stupid? I
might just be a little of both but I did it anyway. And don’t ask me why
(because I don’t have an answer) but I was a little surprised not to see more
foreigners living here.
I landed in India optimistic that life would not be so
different here that I couldn’t manage to survive it unscathed. Boy was I wrong!
My body had pretty much 0% immunity to the germs and bacteria here so I wound
up getting sick repeatedly. There are fruits and vegetables here that I’ve
never seen and the foods that I have seen actually go out of season. This
wouldn’t be a bad thing if I hadn’t been such a spoiled American used to having
everything at my fingertips year round. I lived with just about every
convenience you can think of and life does not work that way here.
I was also naïve to think that since I had lived in a joint
family system before that moving into this one would be okay. Again I was
terribly mistaken! Apparently growing up as a child in a joint family is
extremely different than entering one as an adult. Though, I’m not sure that I
could pass off all the things that have happened as being mature or adult
because there has been some pretty childish stuff going on.
Curious? I don’t blame you – my life is like a TV drama that
no one has written about yet. But you can find out more, I write incessantly
about the daily craziness on my blog “White Bhabi” and I don’t sugar coat the
details. And to answer the question “WTH is a White Girl Doing in
Punjab?”….well, I’m living, loving and blogging to pass the time!
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White Bhabi comes over to Sarcasti-Nation all the way from Amritsar, Punjab to tell us something about herself. Visit her blog
http://scandaloussneaky.blogspot.com for a taste of the story that she has to tell.
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Beware: This is going to be one of the dirtiest posts that
I’ve written till date on one of the dirtiest topics possible.
“Flatulence” is just a nice way of saying “Fart” when in the
company of classy people talking about art and weather with lips kissing
glasses containing vintage wine. The word might be made socially acceptable by
the usage of a synonym that sounds less tainted than the original. But that
doesn’t change the reputation of its actual meaning, does it?