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Showing posts with label Imbecilic Insanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Imbecilic Insanity. Show all posts
Flatulence
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Beware: This is going to be one of the dirtiest posts that
I’ve written till date on one of the dirtiest topics possible.
“Flatulence” is just a nice way of saying “Fart” when in the
company of classy people talking about art and weather with lips kissing
glasses containing vintage wine. The word might be made socially acceptable by
the usage of a synonym that sounds less tainted than the original. But that
doesn’t change the reputation of its actual meaning, does it?
Why does Political campaigning always have to sound like...
Saturday, 30 April 2011
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Vote on this symbol only.
Thank You.
Jai Hind
How To Hack Indiblogger
Thursday, 21 April 2011
So, do you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to know how to do it?
Very well.
Disclaimer Notice: The following article is purely educational and informative and the author has no intention to influence his readers to eternal psychosis.
Statutory Warning: The following methods have been performed by the highly trained specialist individual named ‘The Xeno’ under divine supervision. Please do NOT try this at home. You MAY however try this at your Father-In-Law’s home.
Take a deep breath. And follow these ‘simple’ instructions given below.
Justin Bieber Revealed
Saturday, 9 April 2011
Boy is now online.
Boy: <Ping> You there?
Girl is now online.
Girl: Yes. Hi! Sorry I was invisible?
Boy: Which guy were you trying to avoid?
Girl: Oh! :D ... umm... forget it!
Boy: Finally, we have a revelation of the truth.
Girl: And what is that?
Boy: Justin Bieber, as you know, (and I don't want to know) is supposedly a talent. Sorry, but I beg to differ on that.
Disclamatory Notice:
I do not wish to be defamatory of any artist who is well-loved by the women species. I am not jealous. I repeat, I am NOT jealous which is almost always the answer that Bieber fans use to console their hearts against criticism. Honestly, I've had better things to do.
3WW - #1 - The Cow On The Tree
Wednesday, 6 April 2011
This is my first post for Three Word Wednesday. Hope you guys like it. The three words were Adamant, Fabricate and Peculiar.
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When I was a little kid with about 7-8 years of life experience on earth, I remember having a peculiar imagination. Sometimes it was appreciated. Sometimes it was laughed off. Sometimes it was accepted as a blatant lie. And that hurt me deeply. Being a liar, was one of the greatest sins I had ever heard of at that age.
Yet, imagination has its own rules. You can't blame high levels of imagination, to have a potential of turning perfectly innocent people into liars.
I can recall one such incident in the early years of my childhood.
My grandfather was a man who loved me more than anything else on earth. And I could always feel that. He was an intelligent man with a long record of achievements to boast of. I would often join him in his room in my spare time to chat with him about all that mattered. He used to shower me with expensive knowledge about his experiences and ordeals in life.
One fine morning, after breakfast, I went to his room and seated myself on the bed beside him. My face showed an impregnable deep contemplation of worldly matters of wisdom.
"Yesterday while returning from school I saw a cow on the tree.” I said, letting go of the troubling thought.
Amazing Mind Trick
Tuesday, 22 March 2011
This is TRULY one trick which made me feel like an asinine macrocephalus (as i have said i am not on the sidebar). This is a really cool cool cool trick which i am sharing with you.
Okay Now follow the instructions carefully or this wont work. Be honest.
See if you are a lateral thinker.
15 Penultimate Requirements for Studying - Part A
Sunday, 20 March 2011
I should tell you about the way I study. But please don't even attempt to follow it. High risk factors involved.
1. Activity - The room must be void of any Human life/activity.
2. Auricular Disturbance - The room should be perfectly soundproof. I don't care if it makes me claustrophobic. But there shouldn't be any external audible interference which disturbs my otic sensitivity to point 3.
3. Auricular Satisfaction - Music is a must. The genre varies according to the subject. Math requires pure hard rock. Chemistry needs trance/techno. Physics demands soft acoustics or instrumentals. Computer Science needs hip-hop. The only exception to this law is English. Music and English study don't go together.(so you can presume which is the only subject I like paying 100% attention to!)
What have you done for your thumbs up?
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
Honestly speaking, I was mighty impressed by Akshay Kumar and his pursuit of a thumbs up bottle; that too, a 300ml one.
Just watch the advert. He does a action-packed sequence of chasing down a thumbs up bottle and often ends up winning a cold-drink as well as a hot chick. Cool, huh?
Girls these days aren’t impressed so easily. I suppose if a sensible girl catches a guy running after a thumbs up truck, she would surely think, “What a freak!”
Two Of A Modern-Kind
Friday, 11 March 2011
There is often little or no doubt about the fact that all things that have life, can feel and give love. From pre-historic dinosaurs to slimy snakes; from giant sperm-whales to the red and white koi fish in your neighbor’s plush backyard garden artificial fountain-cum-waterfall with the statue of the naked baby with wings peeing at you and smiling mischievously as if to say, “Yeah man! It goes on and on and on…”
There was a time humans loved each other too. But now its all about the external aspects of it.
Men love girls. Yes that remains the same except the fact that the criteria of eligibility has changed. Women now have false eyelids, extra-black ‘kaajal’, coloured locks, lips glittered with the shiniest of hues available, tops with attitude-show-off statements, skirts which seem to be a cheap tailor’s mistake, stilettos which can be used as sewing needles, and an inexplicable thought-process with the on-your-face stance. Of course all that makes it quite enjoyable for the men, and they look extra-sexy when they put on a traditional Indian saree all of a sudden! Despite all that, men still love girls, and the initial attraction takes place at a more external level.
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